Some #yOUrbad Tweets I'd Like to See

It seems that some delicate souls at the University of Oklahoma, upset about gender pronouns and whatnot, have created their own hashtag: #yOUrbad. Surprisingly, there are several tweets these students haven't yet thought of, so as a proud alumnus I'm happy to do my part.
  • The OU student union has a Chick-fil-A #yOUrbad
  • Per @Newsweek, "Not all people who menstruate are women." Thus, Brown U. students putting tampons in men's restrooms. Why not OU? #yOUrbad
  • Harvard nixed the offensive title "house master" because of slavery connotation. Yet OU has them: #yOUrbad
  • OU employee claims "she has been discriminated against at work because she is black, a woman, and disabled" #yOUrbad
  • Mental health services underfunded even as the microaggressed at #yOUrbad suffer DSM-5 Paranoid Personality Disorder
  • OU minority and female faculty outnumbered and receive less pay on average than their white male coworkers #yOUrbad
  • OU agreed to pay $40K to a homophobic misogynist who is on record saying "you went to jail as a b*tch, came home as a dyke" #yOUrbad
  • OU employee earning $220,000 a year bewails "income inequality" in America #yOUrbad
  • By allowing men to use the ladies' restroom, OU ignores the concerns of sexual-abuse survivors #yOUrbad
  • OU employee says OU regent guilty of gender bias and using his influence to interfere with her employment #yOUrbad
  • Staff name tags at Vanderbilt include preferred gender pronouns Why not OU? #yOUrbad
  • Gender identity is fluid. Why use the word "freshman" at OU, instead of the more tolerant and inclusive "first-year student"? #yOUrbad
  • Income inequality is so bad that not all BLM "die-in" protesters could afford smartphones to take selfies #yOUrbad
  • Univ. of Michigan students now may designate personal pronouns on class rosters Why not OU? #yOUrbad
  • Princeton HR department is committed to gender-inclusive language: Why not OU? #yOUrbad
  • Campus leaders at JMU handed out a list of 35 things no student should ever say: Why not OU? #yOUrbad
  • Some universities are banning politically incorrect Halloween costumes: Why not OU? #yOUrbad

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