Because We All Know Artery-Clogging Saturated Fats Are Healthy

I found this mildly amusing. Not long ago Lincoln and I were walking in Bricktown and I happened to notice a sign with the famous no-smoking logo on the entry door to the corporate headquarters building of Sonic, makers of those tempting double-cheeseburgers and deep-fried tater tots. The sign assured us: WE PROMOTE A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT.