I'm lying in bed with Jack Henry last night, and the following conversation ensues:
Jack Henry: "Dad, besides Texas and OSU, what are your least favorite teams in the Big 12?"
Me: "Oh, I don't know. I'm not real thrilled with Colorado."
Jack Henry: "Mine's Texas Tech."
Me: "You don't like Texas Tech, huh?"
Jack Henry: "It has 'Texas' in it."