Send Your Kids to Our Jails Or We'll Send You to Jail

"Parents of truant students could face fines and even jail time under a contract approved Monday night by the Oklahoma City School Board," Wendy K. Kleinman reports today in The Oklahoman.

In other words, parents could go to jail if they don't send their children to ... well, to unsafe places, complete with metal detectors and security guards, which are sometimes put on lockdown.