Modern-Day Reformer Demands Change

According to a report in the nation's finest news source ('Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards To IHOP Door'), self-styled pancake reformer Ronald Lyman is calling for wide-scale reform of the venerable IHOP restaurant chain.

"This house is no longer a house of pancakes," Mr. Lyman says. "It is a house of lies."

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