Breaker 1-9, Me and the O.L. Comin' Through in the Hammer Lane

What to Expect When You're Expecting is pretty much the go-to book for pregnant women. Susie's tattered copy has served her well for -- gosh, apparently quite a long time. I'm reading here on page 277, "If you're in your own car and delivery is imminent, pull over. If you have a CB or car phone, call for help. ... If someone stops to help, ask him or her to get to a phone and call 911."

Hopefully it won't come to that. In any case, we're getting pretty excited to think Susie's going to have a baby. Third decade in a row.