News You Can Use

Couldn't make this up: Zondervan is now publishing a Jimmy Carter study Bible.
Mr. Obama burns jet fuel to downplay gasoline prices.
"After parsing data indicating that 'being divorced and a non-smoker is [only] slightly less dangerous than smoking a pack or more a day and staying married,' Yale researcher Harold Morowitz jokes facetiously, 'If a man’s marriage is driving him to heavy smoking, he has a delicate statistical decision to make.'"
Barren greenies "can't make a baby by hugging a tree."
An encyclopedia of the Left:

Double Dutch